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me: hi
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool
me: bye
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Welp..
Sorry I didn’t mention this sooner but tomorrow I’m leaving to go to Pennsylvania until after July 4th. The only connection internet that I’ll have is my grandma’s computer so yeah I won’t really be online for a bit over a month DX But then again this will probably go unnoticed and no one will care so yeah… Anyway have fun my followers while I’m away cuz I know I sure will!

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This is a photo of the naked man who was shot down and killed for eating a man’s face…
holy christ mcnuggets — wait why are the victim’s pants missing too what.
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how to imagine someone having a crush on you: you can't
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When people say my OTP isn’t real.


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Welp..
Sorry I didn’t mention this sooner but tomorrow I’m leaving to go to Pennsylvania until after July 4th. The only connection internet that I’ll have is my grandma’s computer so yeah I won’t really be online for a bit over a month DX But then again this will probably go unnoticed and no one will care so yeah… Anyway have fun my followers while I’m away cuz I know I sure will!

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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
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“Estás loco, pero te diré un secreto: las mejores personas lo están”.
Alice in Wonderland.
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